The effects of half-term on the sane parental mind

I have only just been reminded of having a blog whilst staring blankly and lifeless at my facebook feed, a tiny droplet of drool hanging off my chin since I lost the ability to remember Im a human....School Holidays!! what are they all about??? I'm totally sure I have just had the childdren at home for a good 8 weeks? that was only 2 paydays ago so why are they off again??

I suppose the poor teachers need a break? Esp In Platt-Vegas...jeeeez it's bad enough to want to be  a teacher ( I have never understood how someone intelligant enough to qualify for a teaching position would chose it as a career!) but to have to teach the webbed toe'd individuals that I often see scouring the disgarded chip wrappers on the floor for tea and warming their hands round the buring inferno that was once the pikey site on the rec behind the co-op...yes maybe they do deserve some time off....But so do I!

Anyway todays half-term activity is going to Primark and H&M to find mummy some shiney things....The girls love it...Its liek a tresure hunt..you can see the glee in their faces as i prise the Ds's out of their clammy hands an say ''come on get dressed''  I may partake in some shoe buying too...I have seen some lush bots in TK Max...they are £60 BUT in my defence they WERE £160....thus I am actually doing everyone a favour buying them...Me: Im saving money an keeping my feet warm in the event of the impending snow thats been forcast TK MAX: cause my money goes towards paying their ''over enthusiastic'' staff members [what is it with them!!? they stand there looking like theyre being forced to work while their family an loved ones are being held at gunpoint in the back warehouse??] so they get to drink wine and last but not least it pleases Baby Jesus: Cause he smiles when i'm happy an shoes make me happy....OoOO on the subject of TK Maxx i bought a LUSH umbrella from there last Monday.... Look

 i love rainbow things...My Husband once told me i look like a paint box exploded :) but If you can rock the look then you shoudl go for it :)


Anyway Im bored now as im sur eyou guy's are...(if anyone even reads this) and there appears to be a weird ritualistic drowning occuring in the bathroom...*sigh* so I better go save whichever one of my children is being murdered by the other an set off to buy some more soap and glory [as my darling angels decided to create their own range of cosmetics using my expensive ones and the toilet bowl as a mixing pot!!)...

I bod you adieo

Half  Term....**SIGH**