Shop Savvyness and Guilt free spending....

Ooo 1stly I have to say I am impressed with the typewriter font :) makes me feel all retro..like i should be typing in a NY window with a smoking stick thing an french manicured nails...

Well I am today mostly proud of the fact I have managed to not only go out an find the thing I wanted to find but managed to also find loads of other bargains along the way...the hubby is going to be WOWed by me on Sat night an if he's not well....lets just say he will be talking falsetto for some time to come...

I was drawn to Republic after I saw my frinds Fb pic wearing this Miso dress and decided that I wanted...no no NEEDED....one...eps after she told me they did them in cream!!!! But alas Wigans one of those places where they only have a few of each dress in an all in a size 6...which I have never aspired to be...Im boney enough as it is!!! Anyway i walked into bank an seen this baby!!!

is that not just the LUSHEST thing you've ever seen??...Im in love an wowed!! Plus I look like a Grecian Angel in it :) all i need is some shoes...its gotta be Irregular choice all the way but can I justify spending £75 on shoes when the country is in turmoil an poverty cause of the tory wankers regeme???....although they do say if you love something an it feels right go for it with all your heart and I must say I lost my heart to these courtisan shoes a good year ago.....

 Can you see why I lust after them so? Cant really argue if they have 1 pair left in my size an they look all lonely....*whistles*


I never really used to be a girly girl..I never actually gave a shit about how i looked...by 25 I was the single mother of 2 kids and George at Asda clothes were a luxury..but recently I have learned how to ''Spend a little an live a lot'' an through that godforsaken place I have aquired anough money to up myself from hand me down Asda clothes to the likes of High street couture :) and Topshop dresses for special occasions...



Anyway yeah I've developed a taste for the finer things in life...I bling myself up with faux pearls and jingly jingles that make it sound like Santas coming every time I shift my left hand...I have a loyal love affair with Urban Decay cosmetics an own every giftset that they do [part from the book of shadows Alice In Wonderland edition ((hint hint))] and my bathroom is rammed packed with Soap & Glory products (which I WILL be dedicating a FULL blog too one day as I cant egt enough of the stuff!!!) an it smells like the Lush shop on St Annes in Manc...but all that aside I was trying to justify buying those shoes wasn't I?? although technically I have saved £196 today on the reductions I got at BANK an Topshop (the novelty of being able to link in websites has worn off now) so that means I could TECHNICALLY buy 2 pairs (one in the green ;) and one cream) and break even if I'd had paid full price for the clothes an Jewels....


Technically...now thats one of my favorite words that is...along with Hypothetically...(which is a word I cannot say nor spell)

The effects of half-term on the sane parental mind

I have only just been reminded of having a blog whilst staring blankly and lifeless at my facebook feed, a tiny droplet of drool hanging off my chin since I lost the ability to remember Im a human....School Holidays!! what are they all about??? I'm totally sure I have just had the childdren at home for a good 8 weeks? that was only 2 paydays ago so why are they off again??

I suppose the poor teachers need a break? Esp In Platt-Vegas...jeeeez it's bad enough to want to be  a teacher ( I have never understood how someone intelligant enough to qualify for a teaching position would chose it as a career!) but to have to teach the webbed toe'd individuals that I often see scouring the disgarded chip wrappers on the floor for tea and warming their hands round the buring inferno that was once the pikey site on the rec behind the co-op...yes maybe they do deserve some time off....But so do I!

Anyway todays half-term activity is going to Primark and H&M to find mummy some shiney things....The girls love it...Its liek a tresure hunt..you can see the glee in their faces as i prise the Ds's out of their clammy hands an say ''come on get dressed''  I may partake in some shoe buying too...I have seen some lush bots in TK Max...they are £60 BUT in my defence they WERE £160....thus I am actually doing everyone a favour buying them...Me: Im saving money an keeping my feet warm in the event of the impending snow thats been forcast TK MAX: cause my money goes towards paying their ''over enthusiastic'' staff members [what is it with them!!? they stand there looking like theyre being forced to work while their family an loved ones are being held at gunpoint in the back warehouse??] so they get to drink wine and last but not least it pleases Baby Jesus: Cause he smiles when i'm happy an shoes make me happy....OoOO on the subject of TK Maxx i bought a LUSH umbrella from there last Monday.... Look

 i love rainbow things...My Husband once told me i look like a paint box exploded :) but If you can rock the look then you shoudl go for it :)


Anyway Im bored now as im sur eyou guy's are...(if anyone even reads this) and there appears to be a weird ritualistic drowning occuring in the bathroom...*sigh* so I better go save whichever one of my children is being murdered by the other an set off to buy some more soap and glory [as my darling angels decided to create their own range of cosmetics using my expensive ones and the toilet bowl as a mixing pot!!)...

I bod you adieo

Half  Term....**SIGH**